Bow ties with enterprise
Were not her only aim
She had much more to claim
She was so tired of passing by
As a temporary queen
Yours for the evening

Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Wanted to be the United States president
Yeah aha yeah aha
Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Wanted to be the United States president
Yeah aha yeah aha

Whispers and signatures
Were part of her campaign
She kept a list of names
And red lipped for every kiss
The senate fell on their knees
Broadcasted on TV

Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Wanted to be the United States president
Yeah aha yeah aha
Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Wanted to be the United States president
Yeah aha yeah aha

A voice of the people
And advocate of equal
Rights for everyone
A candidate peculiar
To represent the future
Hijacked the election

And soon she was walking though
The marble corridors
Her heels clicked on the floors
No one had ever stunned
A nation quite like her
The country where dreams can occur

For Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Was to become the United States president
Yeah aha yeah aha
Magdelaine Lavirgin
Bordello resident
Was to become the United States president
Yeah it’s true do you believe it too